Kanade Hanamine 花嶺 奏 // The musical douche
Canon: Makura no Danshi (枕男子, lit. "Pillow Boys")
This anime is basically just shameless fangirl fodder in which a series of extremely tropey/cliche anime male "types" are all condensed and showcased within a 4 minute long one-sided conversation cringefest for your viewing pleasure. No need to worry about being canonblind here since there's VEEERY little canon "story" to begin with! In fact you could easily bingewatch the whole series in less than an hour. Therefore, while much of the info I write below will be based on actual info from the show, a lot of it is also just headcanon and/or educated guesses based on official art.
Name: Kanade Hanamine (Western order)
Age: 18
Height: 181cm (5'9")
Occupation: Student
Hair color: Blond
Eye color: Violet
Dere Type: Oujidere
Voice: Can be heard within his one and only episode appearance here!
((Note: The above video clip is an example of how this character would interact with his CRUSH, and so there's a chance that people he doesn't know as well would be treated a bit differently.))
Summation: Basically Kanade is a rich snooty violinist who is legitimately talented but also thinks way too highly of himself.
Additional info:
- Kanade is arrogant and vain with a domineering demeanor.
- He's a DOUCHEBAG.... but he's a surprisingly transparent and easy-to-read douchebag?
- Despite his unpleasant personality, once he starts to like someone, he can display hints of surprising thoughtfulness towards them... maybe.
- Sees himself as a very romantic and cultured man.
- Extremely fond of his pet jellyfish named Catherine, which he keeps in his dormitory room despite pets not being allowed.
- Loves his hands and takes special care of them.
- Very much obsessed with his own looks in general.
- Specializes in playing the violin but respects various instruments played by master musicians.
- Loves hearing himself speak and will not shut up once he gets talking about his interests.
- Is constantly antagonized by a pair of devilish twin brothers from his school.
- His family is planning to build a modern high-rise apartment building right next to the Chigiri twins' mansion, because they're dicks.
- Adores western culture, especially the more "romantic" European countries.
- Outside of music and his more shallow interests, he's not nearly as bright as he thinks he is.
- If you took away his money and privilege, he would be absolutely FUCKED.
- Seriously, this dumbass wouldn't last a day in the "real world".
- Gullible as hell.
- Despite his cool-headed posturing, Kanade is very easily rattled.
- Carpet does not match the drapes (born with black hair)
- Wears colored contacts (born with dark eyes.)
- Scared of insects. (ESPECIALLY spiders.)
- Talks a lot of sexually suggestive shit for an idiot virgin.
- Has the most punchable face ever, I would not blame you for wanting to hurt this brat on sight, like seriously.
- His parents spoil him with literally whatever he wants. He even has his own expensive car already.
- Don't you just wanna like... teach him a lesson?
- Do it.
Permissions:
- His parents spoil him with literally whatever he wants. He even has his own expensive car already.
- Don't you just wanna like... teach him a lesson?
- Do it.
Permissions:
Backtagging: Yes please! My tagging speed is usually moderate-slow on work days. I am also perfectly fine with receiving tags that are waaaay late, as long as you keep in mind that I may not be able to get back into a very old thread if I'm super busy or lost inspiration for it.
Flirting/Shipping/Casual physical contact: Mun is fine with all of this! I'm OTA for innocent/gen interaction, though I prefer m/m only when it comes to potential romance.
Arguing: A-ok!
Maiming/injuring/horros: Minor injuries are just fine, we can play out more major injuries if you send me a DM first.
Fourth-walling: Mild 4th-wall breaking is fine.
Cross-canon: Of course! I actually prefer it this way most of the time.
Cross-medium: Outside of non-serious threads/memes, I'm not a huge fan of this, actually! At least not in terms of playing animated characters against RL people/actors. Not sure why but for some reason it's always easier for me to thread anime/video game/manga characters with muses from similar (illustrated/animated) genres. I find it harder for my brain to process a thread otherwise, when I see flesh-and-blood people opposite animated characters. It's a weird hangup to have but sadly it's true!
AU: I love AU, and I'm perfectly fine with assumed CR as well!
Mind Reading: This is fine with me! Just let me know so I can provide enough info to make it easier for you!
Warnings: None.
